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Tuesday, June 03, 2003  

Ahhhhh The Onion. Will the comedy well never run dry?

U.S. Forms Own U.N.(Some classic quotes. Be sure to read to the bottom.)

"We gave the old U.N. a go for I don't know how many years, but it just wasn't working," said Dick Cheney, a U.S. delegate to the U.S.U.N. "Really, I have no idea what we were doing sacrificing all that power and autonomy in exchange for a couple of lousy troops from New Zealand."

The official U.S.U.N. language is English. The official religion is Christianity.

Naturally...

via The Onion

posted by Chimera | 1:49 PM

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