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Wednesday, August 27, 2003  

Supreme Court Rules Ashcroft's Anal Probings Unconstitutional

"Total Human Body Screening" (THUMBS) had called for police and federal agents to insert a variety of large, uncomfortable and beeping devices into millions of bodily orifices to seek out weapons of mass destruction.

Hey, I don’t write this stuff. I just post it.

via New News

posted by Chimera | 1:23 PM

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